Dear Letty,
I have been dating someone for almost two years and we’ve attempted to have sex a total of four times. Yes, I said attempted. Don’t get me wrong, we do other things, but for me it’s nothing mind blowingly good. I have brought it up and he is more than willing to do ANYTHING that I want. What I want is hardcore, pound-me-all-night, sex! The problem: Our attempts at sex have only been attempts because he is so small that it’s difficult to even get him in. This is such an issue for me that I’ve gone as far as to bring it up to my gynecologist to ask for advice. I’ve tried everything from different positions, to different forms of birth control (hoping the issue was keeping a condom on), different lubrications, porn, the list goes on and on. I’m running on empty! What else can I do? Or am I doomed to a sexless relationship with this guy?
1 Inch Wonder-ing Why (29 y/o female, he is 27)
Dear 1IWW,
The fact that you’ve tried to discover ways to compensate for his “shortcomings” for this long shows that you both are committed to finally resolving the issue of your being satisfied via his penetrating prowess. So, what I am going to suggest will be easier for him to swallow, metaphorically speaking, of course.
What he can use is a PPA (prosthetic penis attachment). PPAs are penis extenders that either slip on over the man’s penis the way a condom would, or strap on via a harness. The PPA adds length and thickness and allows for deeper penetration, while simultaneously stimulating erection. Many men will use a PPA when issues of premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, or in his case, teeny-peeny syndrome (Yes, I made up the TPS.) are getting in the way of having a healthy sexlife.
You can simply do an Internet search for prosthetic penis attachments and see what’s out there, and risk months of spam about penis enlargement pills and pumps, which don’t work. Or you can go to http://www.shevibe.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=203 and shop their selection of PPAs. I trust Shevibe.com for the best in sex aides, toys, etc. I have worked closely with them in the past and am proud to give them a thick and meaty two-thumbs up.
Like I stated earlier, since you two have been looking high and low for a solution I think this is going to be the pot of gold that is at the end of the rainbow for you both. Once you get your new PPA, be patient and open to trying new ways of enjoying his penis and I am sure that you are going to have the heart-pounding excitement you have been craving. (I know, I know, it isn’t just your heart that you want pounded.) Let us know what comes of it. (Wink!)
Lotsa Luv
LL
Have you ever slept with a guy whom you thought to be too wee, or had sex with a woman who seemed too big? Leave your comments here and send your questions about dating, relationships and sex in to me at help@letlettyhelp.com.
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