Brrrsdates, Issue 49
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Baby, it’s cold outside!
No doubt about it, winter is upon us. From where I’ma settin’ here in Columbus, Ohio, it’s currently -5 degrees (-24 with the wind chill). Not 5. -5. That’s what I like to call, “stupid cold” (or, for you Spaceballs fans, “ludicrous cold.”) Granted, I see that in NYC right now it’s about 15 degrees, but that’s hardly balmy.
I can’t stand the stinking cold. So–Fraulein-Maria style–I came up with a list of the “coolest” things in the world, from pasta brand (Brrrrtolini’s) to USA Original Series (Brrrn Notice). Here’s what I’ve got so far:
THE WORLD’S COOLEST:
1. Ponzi Schemer: Brrrnard Madoff
2. Four Tops Song: Brrrnadette
3. World-Renowned Ballet Dancer Turned Sex & The City Cast Member: Brrryshnikov
4. Adjective to Describe Lumberjacks and Old-Timey Weight-Lifters: Brrrly
5. Former Cleveland Browns Starting Quarterback: Brrrnie Kosar
6. Italian Prime Minister: Brrrlusconi7. Tabloid Moniker for Sesame Street’s Favorite Couple: Brrrnie (Brrrt & Ernie)
Try it yourself–it’s unbrrrievably effective!
This week’s DateSpace of the Week is Hill Country a BBQ joint where, “[t]he variety of food and drink is abundant, and you’ll be encouraged to share, always a plus in our book. With its long community tables and gentlemanly clientele, the restaurant perfects a laid-back yet rockin’ vibe, especially on nights when live Southern tuneage graces the restaurant’s downstairs stage.”
1. DateSpace of the Week
Plus, they’ve got the best brrrsket in town!
Been on a really great date lately? Suggest next week’s DateSpace of the week by emailing eric@datespaces.com.
2. This Week at The Daily Dater
Mr. Online Dating Matches explains that getting shot down is just part of the game. Brrrutal, but true.
Happy Dating!
The DateSpaces.com Team
xoxox
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