With our staff taking Memorial Day off for a job well done, we were more than surprised to come back to our offices to find an email from an anonymous user…the very same guy who starred in our most recent installment of Ask Our Staff. We asked him for as much detail as he could muster and here’s what he had to say:

Normally, here on DateSpaces, we try to keep things PG-13…for the most part. But this story was too hilarious not to post. Your author has asked for the veil of anonimity, so we’re going to call him George Constanza. Here is George’s tale:

We hear crazy dating stories all the time. So we want YOU to tell us your best…and worst! Send them in to charles@datespaces.com. We promise we’ll hide the names to protect the innocent.

Meanwhile, here’s an installment from Erin Hicks, a dating columnist who will check in with her experiences from time to time. Here’s her first encounter.